If you’re looking for a light, easy, hilarious read, look no further.
I read her book, Sparkly Green Earrings, a few months ago, and laughed out loud with every chapter. That one, her first book, was filled with stories about becoming a mother and navigating the path through the daily hills and valleys of parenthood.
In this, her second book, Melanie shares a host of stories and anecdotes about married life, and they are just as funny as her parenting quips.
I particularly related to her chapter on home improvement, in which she relays her experience of taking on the self-imposed torture of painting their “back house.”
She literally could’ve been writing my own story of recently deciding to paint our interior walls when she wrote:
“I scraped for a grand total of three minutes before I felt my forearms begin to cramp up. Which is when Perry helpfully called out, ‘Remember, it’s a marathon, not a sprint! This whole process will probably take you a month!’”
I heard the exact same words. Except my husband’s name isn’t Perry.
Melanie goes on:
“As the endless painting stretched before me, the whole thing began to feel like heaven. Not so much in the ‘there will be no tears or sorrow’ kind of way, but more in the ‘this will be how I spend eternity’ kind of way. I had just one request. I told Perry, ‘If this kills me, which I have no doubt it will, please make sure I’m buried in a sleeveless dress, because I have no doubt that the silver lining in all of this is that my arms will have never looked better.’”
Amen, sister. I feel your pain. I have a whole blog post written in my head already in which I blame The Nester for the fact that I haven’t been able to feel my arms for the past two weeks. You know, since she wrote the book that inspired me to paint in the first place.
But that’s another story. Coming soon to a blog near you.
About The Antelope in the Living Room: Besides it being so consistently funny, the second best part is how Melanie paints such a realistic picture of marriage. She tells it how it is, in a nod-your-head, yep-I-know-exactly-what-you’re-talking-about kind of way. Which is probably why the book is a bestseller.
Finally, I really appreciated how Melanie incorporates her faith and weaves it into her story in a very appealing way. Her chapter on grace and forgiveness is beautifully written, and it’s obvious that her dependency on the Lord is what seals her commitment to her husband.
Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the read.
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